Stangomrut is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent raven.
Stangomrut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Stangomrut, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Stangomrut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Stangomrut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Stangomrut's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Retreat if seven whales approach from the east.
3. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the north.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Stangomrut on top of important buildings.