Arpbellcap is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, loving goat.
Arpbellcap created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Arpbellcap, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Arpbellcap, it will have a low opinion of you.
Arpbellcap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Arpbellcap's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing red jumpers.
5. Always wear gray.