Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful crane.

Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud, she will turn you into a goat.

Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagwipnillsin Yikgupcud.