Rakkamfun is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, charitable bird.
Rakkamfun created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.
If you believe in Rakkamfun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Rakkamfun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Rakkamfun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Rakkamfun's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not eat grapes.
5. Do not take Rakkamfun's name in vain.