Dottadcidflab is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, strong walrus.
Dottadcidflab created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in Dottadcidflab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Dottadcidflab, it will destroy your home planet.
Dottadcidflab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Dottadcidflab's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.