Liplikgem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy cat.

Liplikgem created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liplikgem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liplikgem, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Liplikgem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Liplikgem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven ants approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never talk about comets.