Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless tortoise.

Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan, she will destroy your home planet.

Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Put Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan first in all things.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. You must love Lipwadrularm Shavfotrap Popnatpan.