Rulyat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless squirrel.

Rulyat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulyat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rulyat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rulyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulyat.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never feed pineapples to monkeys while wearing red ear rings.