Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak cobra.

Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always obey Fodcidgid Kadflagyarp's priests.