Tailfunflag is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring parrot.
Tailfunflag created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tailfunflag, he will not care.
If you do not believe in Tailfunflag, he will turn you into a plant.
Tailfunflag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Tailfunflag's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Tailfunflag loves doves, so they must be honoured.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.