Tailstafduss is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive dove.
Tailstafduss created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tailstafduss, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Tailstafduss, she will be mildly annoyed.
Tailstafduss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Tailstafduss' Holy Commandments1. Never sing near ants.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not eat carrots.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.