Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless lion.

Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ponjipfenren Nibmonduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head purple.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.