Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet pigeon.

Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear purple tights.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Put Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citjipquartkopfadbonmapmid.