Misjancarfigcudzodgan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless wyrm.

Misjancarfigcudzodgan created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misjancarfigcudzodgan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misjancarfigcudzodgan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Misjancarfigcudzodgan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Misjancarfigcudzodgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not take Misjancarfigcudzodgan's name in vain.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Misjancarfigcudzodgan on top of important buildings.