Lun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing troll.

Lun created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lun, she will manifest in front of you.

Lun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lun's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must never eat onions.