Vonkyoklen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented dragon.

Vonkyoklen created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkyoklen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonkyoklen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vonkyoklen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vonkyoklen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Vonkyoklen loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about moons.