Lenmabcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying porpoise.

Lenmabcat created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenmabcat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenmabcat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lenmabcat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lenmabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Lenmabcat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never sing in the presence of horses.

5. Feed all hungry whales.