Flisloopbed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, moody bee.

Flisloopbed created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisloopbed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisloopbed, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flisloopbed's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flisloopbed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.