Nilsafbonkfidflaphan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful manatee.

Nilsafbonkfidflaphan created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilsafbonkfidflaphan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilsafbonkfidflaphan, it will think nothing of it.

Nilsafbonkfidflaphan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nilsafbonkfidflaphan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six goats approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.