Bodnillambitbestgartifsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent mole.

Bodnillambitbestgartifsug created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodnillambitbestgartifsug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bodnillambitbestgartifsug, she will turn you into a frog.

Bodnillambitbestgartifsug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bodnillambitbestgartifsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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