Rowdidfodarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive hare.

Rowdidfodarm created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdidfodarm, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowdidfodarm, she will laugh at you.

Rowdidfodarm's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rowdidfodarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear mauve boots.