Stikhapbag is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful toad.
Stikhapbag created the solar system two billion years ago.
If you believe in Stikhapbag, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Stikhapbag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Stikhapbag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Stikhapbag's Holy Commandments1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.
2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.
3. Always wear blue.
4. Never talk about foxes.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.