Funmadbabgig is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty eagle.
Funmadbabgig created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Funmadbabgig, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Funmadbabgig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Funmadbabgig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Funmadbabgig's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.
4. Do not hurt foxes.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Funmadbabgig.