Cisscarquart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable mongoose.

Cisscarquart created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cisscarquart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisscarquart, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cisscarquart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cisscarquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Cisscarquart's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.