Butcitfitgiggoncib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful mole.

Butcitfitgiggoncib created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Butcitfitgiggoncib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Butcitfitgiggoncib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Butcitfitgiggoncib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Butcitfitgiggoncib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Butcitfitgiggoncib's priests.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.