Raw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless lizard.

Raw created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will remove you from existence.

Raw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.