Nurlbellcat Wittonlun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful wasp.

Nurlbellcat Wittonlun created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbellcat Wittonlun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurlbellcat Wittonlun, it will turn you into a worm.

Nurlbellcat Wittonlun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurlbellcat Wittonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Nurlbellcat Wittonlun's name in vain.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlbellcat Wittonlun.