Negbamdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced bee.

Negbamdub created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbamdub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negbamdub, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Negbamdub's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Negbamdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.