Nurtdosscub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive chicken.

Nurtdosscub created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdosscub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtdosscub, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nurtdosscub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nurtdosscub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.