Cimjabsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental eagle.

Cimjabsig created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimjabsig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cimjabsig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cimjabsig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cimjabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about nebulae.