Narlgenhanlapzak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart gerbil.

Narlgenhanlapzak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgenhanlapzak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narlgenhanlapzak, it will try to impress you with trees.

Narlgenhanlapzak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Narlgenhanlapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Narlgenhanlapzak's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlgenhanlapzak.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.