Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing fairy.

Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Komjendim Hitteennarbafbestkamyartjam Lid loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing mauve rings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if four ants approach from the north.