Cussfom is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent wyrm.
Cussfom created vertebrates five million years ago.
If you believe in Cussfom, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Cussfom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Cussfom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Cussfom's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never laugh near foxes.
3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Always help sick sharks.