Mutbudbot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless centipede.

Mutbudbot created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbudbot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mutbudbot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mutbudbot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mutbudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mutbudbot on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.