Karbatlimflow is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful frog.
Karbatlimflow created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Karbatlimflow, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Karbatlimflow, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Karbatlimflow's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Karbatlimflow's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five manatees approach from the east.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
3. Do not take Karbatlimflow's name in vain.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.