Weevadhapcedlakgem is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced dragonfly.

Weevadhapcedlakgem created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevadhapcedlakgem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weevadhapcedlakgem, he will turn you into a sheep.

Weevadhapcedlakgem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Weevadhapcedlakgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weevadhapcedlakgem.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.