Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy snake.
Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum created the planet Earth six billion years ago.
If you believe in Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum, he will turn you into a mouse.
Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum's Holy Commandments1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
3. You must pray to Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum nine times a day.
4. Worship no other gods but Fodjarnwig Fonpadbum.
5. Never eat green fruit.