Cabgebwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Cabgebwot created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgebwot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabgebwot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cabgebwot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cabgebwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabgebwot.

4. Cabgebwot loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cabgebwot.