Bunhognul is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate naga.

Bunhognul created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunhognul, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunhognul, it will turn you into a mole.

Bunhognul's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bunhognul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bunhognul on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.