Natbastzedbigjatgetdag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing eagle.

Natbastzedbigjatgetdag created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbastzedbigjatgetdag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natbastzedbigjatgetdag, it will destroy your home planet.

Natbastzedbigjatgetdag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Natbastzedbigjatgetdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not run in public.