Bodbafzag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow newt.

Bodbafzag created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbafzag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodbafzag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bodbafzag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bodbafzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not take Bodbafzag's name in vain.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bodbafzag on top of all buildings.