Dissbegsin is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy crab.
Dissbegsin created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Dissbegsin, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Dissbegsin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Dissbegsin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Dissbegsin's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. You must never eat aubergines.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.