Tengonnur is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, selfish wombat.
Tengonnur created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Tengonnur, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Tengonnur, she will send minions to preach to you.
Tengonnur's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Tengonnur's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill ducks.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never sit in the presence of doves.
4. Never hurt otters.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.