Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless faun.

Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yamlapkannurlcidmanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.