Zimbondan Poncadfum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm jaguar.

Zimbondan Poncadfum created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbondan Poncadfum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimbondan Poncadfum, it will turn you into a slug.

Zimbondan Poncadfum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zimbondan Poncadfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about porpoises.