Vigboglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart unicorn.

Vigboglarn created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigboglarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vigboglarn, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vigboglarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vigboglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Vigboglarn on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always wear mauve.