Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable butterfly.

Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sithasbesttifnartdothamnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.