Stragnuttjap is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, strong duck.
Stragnuttjap created Africa three million years ago.
If you believe in Stragnuttjap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Stragnuttjap, it will refuse to believe in you.
Stragnuttjap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Stragnuttjap's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Never go into fawn rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Hide if nine goats approach from the east.
5. Never write about galaxies.