Cusshapbat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous ferret.
Cusshapbat created Asia three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Cusshapbat, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Cusshapbat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Cusshapbat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Cusshapbat's Holy Commandments1. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always help sick badgers.