Fubcetrull is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fairy.

Fubcetrull created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubcetrull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubcetrull, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubcetrull's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fubcetrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fubcetrull.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Fubcetrull must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat oranges.